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Quotes of the Past
“Apologies for that terrible pun, and for leaving it up for so long.”
“https? More like httpYes we are now secure!”
“Purging memes from site... Status: Cleansed Enough! 1 meme(s) destroyed!”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and fun is in the hand of the gamer.”
“I was going to do something, but what was I going to do?”
“Don't forget my boy. ”
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“XATRO-TWOOOTWOOO!!!”
“One more break.”
“I think it works...”
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“I don't know what to put here.”
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“I am not an artist, I am a programmer.”
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“Hello?”
“I am the center of the universe. I have done the math.”
“Fact: Proceeding a statement with 'Fact:' does not make it a fact.”
“I am not unemployed; I am just not employed.”